#1

#1 is all about me and my zany antics. Perhaps my sister will contribute some of her zany antics, but for now,
the antics, the zaniness, they belong to me. Hence,

You will read my keen observations on life
You will nod approvingly at my pop-culture references
You will chuckle with delight everytime you read the title of this blog and realize that I live in Washington DC
You will not think me narcissicistic, or vain or egotistical for keeping a web journal. Over time you will realize that I have a gift. I didn't choose the rhyme, the rhyme done chose me (here's where you nod approvingly).
You will eat 4-6 servings of fruits and vegatables everyday.

And you will like it.

-Rufus B. Treestumper, CEO